Pieces break apart, explosives explode, things fly everywhere, and good times are had. Well, more accurately, you’ll run through some buildings, and you can use your jump to hop up floors or swipe down to crash down through the floor you’re on. Not long after you start, you’ll run into some buildings.
You can swipe up to make him jump, which is your main defense against the aliens taking shots at you. The game starts off with your character driving his car in an auto-side-scrolling view. With that setup, you’re probably thinking it’s some sort of endless driver, where you collect coins, upgrade your guy, and see how far you can get. He takes to his car to settle some business, and the game begins. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect from the opening cut-scene, which shows aliens abducting gangsters, turning into clones of them, then going on a rampage as our hero watches from his window. I play a lot of games, so it’s pretty rare for a game to give me the sort of reaction where I wonder what the heck is going on, the whole time with a smile on my face. You can’t help but be won over by some games on pure charm, and Aliens Drive Me Crazy (Free) certainly did that for me.